Empty seat next to me #fuckyes #icanactuallysleepnow
I'm Alison. I'm a grown-up (sort of).
Probably the most socially and romantically awkward person you'll ever meet.
I fangirl about a lot of things.
Steven Moffat can go get tortured in hell.
See y’all in hell! #abouttotakeoff #shittingmyselfie (at Perth International Airport)
"I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you noooowwww…"
This song and I have a love-hate relationship. Right now it’s love.
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
god is real
tag your damned porn!
Some things never change
i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult
”please ask a member of staff for details”
when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy
I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”
and then she changed into a human
And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”
and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it
The first movie really did have a great script.