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Howdy!

I'm Alison. I'm a grown-up (sort of).

Probably the most socially and romantically awkward person you'll ever meet.

I fangirl about a lot of things.

Steven Moffat can go get tortured in hell.



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Empty seat next to me #fuckyes #icanactuallysleepnow

Empty seat next to me #fuckyes #icanactuallysleepnow

3 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
See y’all in hell! #abouttotakeoff #shittingmyselfie (at Perth International Airport)

See y’all in hell! #abouttotakeoff #shittingmyselfie (at Perth International Airport)

3 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

"I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you noooowwww…"

This song and I have a love-hate relationship. Right now it’s love.

11 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 107,301 notes
15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 40,138 notes

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 685,463 notes
15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 134,299 notes
buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 179,251 notes

nightmareofcat:

an-american-anglophile:

thegabbers:

nowaywhorehey:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

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god is real

I WANT.

tag your damned porn!

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 489,918 notes

baebees:

lanadel-brit:

Some things never change

i for one am i truly shocked that britney still experiences thirst as a fully grown adult

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 74,384 notes

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 13,887 notes
15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 3,095 notes

furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

image

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 527,162 notes

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 39,403 notes

belatedmedia:

The first movie really did have a great script.

15 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 627,194 notes