look at this fucked up bird
what the fuck
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
me: what’s for dinner?
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE